Honestly, why do any of these people still have their jobs?
In short:
Monday morning announcements:
“Dear 20 classes full of high school students, here are some highway patrol officers to tell you the names of popular friends and classmates killed in a drunken driving accident this weekend.”
(a few hours later)
“PSYCH! Not really, we’re just teaching you valuable lessons. Man, we’re awesome. Nothing to apologize for here.”
Words fail me.