In short:

Monday morning announcements:

“Dear 20 classes full of high school students, here are some highway patrol officers to tell you the names of popular friends and classmates killed in a drunken driving accident this weekend.”

(a few hours later)

“PSYCH! Not really, we’re just teaching you valuable lessons. Man, we’re awesome. Nothing to apologize for here.”

Words fail me.

cnn.com/2008/US/06/12/drunken.driving.ap